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Why did Captain Kirk go into the from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ? Collie-wood !

What do you call a fight between from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !

What sort of animals make the best from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !

What is an Actor A man who from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself

What kind of star wears sunglassesA movie from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star.

Why cant anyone stay angry long with from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up.

Q How many movie directors does it from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

Producer Would you call your leading lady from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV.

Fred I met a really conceited actor from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he went to the window and took a bow.

Why do actors like snooker hallsBecause thats from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
Why do actors like snooker halls? Because that's where they get their best cues.

Why does an actor enjoy his work from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all play.

A bitpart actor finally got his first from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high diving board in to a swimming pool. He climed to the top of the board, looked down and promptly climbed down again. `What's the matter?' asked the director. `I can't jump from that board!' said the actor. `Do you know there's only one foot of water in that pool?' 'Yes,' said the director. `We don't want you to drown, you know.'

Neighbour Havent I seen you on TV from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
Neighbour: Haven't I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.

Whats the definition of a good actor from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

An actor went to see a new from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.' So saying, he flew up to the ceiling, circled the room a few times and landed smoothly on the agent's desk. `So you do bird impressions,' said the agent, `what else can you do?'

Fred Id love to be an actress from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
Fred: I'd love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

Why was the actor pleased to be from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.

Denied membership in an exclusive country club from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to have said "Hell, I'm no actor, and I've got thirty movies to prove it!"

One agent stops by another agents table from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then starts nodding. "Good career move."